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These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
THIS IS A VEGETABLE
BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA
These are chips
and these are chips too
That is all.
who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk
you win this round, canada.
Relevant.
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My stupid title won’t show because of the header thing D;
| the world: | hey man we've got some really serious problems like global warming and mass economic failure and riots and genocide and aids and cancer and your healthcare system is shit so maybe we should get to work |
| us government: | sit down i have to stop people from sharing things online |
And everything is better than actually doing it, so you’re just sitting there like
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To be the very best like no one ever was.
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| spider: | hey |
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| spider: | what are you doing with that flamethrower |
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Google Translate singing “Firework” by Katy Perry.
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